🎮Clutterbug Panic!🎮
Official Video Game of the SSA UK Level Up Conference 2026
Protect Your Rating. Control the Chaos. Prove You’re the Best.
The Clutterbugs are loose inside your facility and your reputation is under attack.
Race through a self storage corridor overrun by hazards.
Clear Clutterbugs.
Protect your 5-star rating.
Stay in control when the pressure builds.
Take the advantage when it appears.
Submit your score.
Go again.
Think you can handle it?
👉 PLAY NOW (Coming Soon)
🕹 How It Works
Clutterbug Panic! is a fast-paced infinite runner built for quick sessions and repeat plays.
Simple Controls. No Excuses.
- Press once to jump
- Press twice to double jump
That’s it.
No complicated inputs.
No learning curve.
Just timing, focus and reactions.
⭐ Your 5-Star Rating = Your Health
You lose a star when:
• You collide with corridor hazards
• You hit a Clutterbug from the side
But land directly on a Clutterbug’s head and you:
• Clear it
• Earn bonus points
• Keep your rating intact
Let your stars fall to zero and your facility is review bombed.
Game over.
The longer you survive, the faster the pace builds.
⚡ Power-Ups
Real advantages when you need them most.
Running a facility under pressure takes the right tools at the right moment.
During your run, you’ll encounter power-ups that give you a temporary operational edge — helping you stabilise your rating, improve visibility, strengthen protection, or create breathing space when the pace intensifies.
Use them well and you’ll extend your run.
Miss them and you’re on your own.
🔒 Lockdown
Close all open units and clear hazards ahead.
A clean corridor for 10 seconds.
⭐ Reputation Restore
Recover one lost star and reinforce your rating.
🏗 Elevated Access
Launch to the upper level and continue from above.
🛡 Shield Mode
Run straight through hazards and Clutterbugs for 10 seconds without damage.
🔶 Hazard Highlight
All upcoming obstacles glow orange, improving visibility and jump timing.
🔁 Built for Repeat Plays
Every run is procedurally generated.
No memorising patterns.
No predictable sequences.
No easy shortcuts.
If you fall short, restart instantly.
And you will want to restart.
Because someone else will beat your score if you don’t.
🏆 Climb the Leaderboard
Let’s be honest. You’re either at the top of the leaderboard, or you’re looking up at someone else.
Which one will it be?
When your run ends you can:
• Restart immediately and go again
• Submit your high score
If you choose to submit your score, you’ll be asked for:
• First name
• Last name
• Email address
• Company
• Nickname
Only your nickname and high score appear publicly on the leaderboard.
Your other details are securely retained for eligibility verification and prize administration only.
🎁 Win the Prizes
The top three eligible operator scores on the final leaderboard will win:
🥇 Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World
🥈 Triple Ultimate Legends Driving Experience
🥉 Apple AirPods 4
Prize Eligibility
Prizes are awarded to verified self storage operator employees only.
To be eligible:
• You must be aged 18+
• You must work for a self storage operator
• Your company must have purchased at least one valid ticket to the SSA UK Level Up Conference 2026
• At least one member of your company must attend the conference in person
📅 Promotion Closes
1:00pm BST
Thursday 30 April 2026
Final Day of the SSA UK Level Up Conference
Scores submitted after this time will not count toward prizes.
🎮 Ready to Prove It?
Protect your rating.
Clear the Clutterbugs.
Take the advantage when it appears.
Submit your score.
Go again.
👉 PLAY NOW (Coming Soon)
